A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!