Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...