Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...