Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!