Discipline
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Stockmarket
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Girls are evil
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An invisible man is here to see you
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Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...