Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...