“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...