God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...