Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.