An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...