California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...