Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...