A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...