Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...