He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...