Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...