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Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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Very Short Lists
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Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...