Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...