Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...