Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...