Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...