A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
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Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
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Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
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What time does the bar open?
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Light Bulb 5
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Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....