The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...