Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...