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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...