A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...