More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...