Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...