New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.