Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...