Animal stuttering
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Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
A real bastard
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Penis and the Windsheild
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Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Two Canadian Seasons
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Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....