Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...