Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...