A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...