Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...