My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...