Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...