Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...