I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...