School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...