Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
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Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
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What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
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There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
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Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
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An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.