yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
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How many men?
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When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...