A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...