Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...