Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...