Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!