To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...