Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...