Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...