What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...